"Do you know General Grievous?"
- to his nurse, refering to one of his new favorite Star Wars characters
"At least I have something to cheer it up!"
- after handing-out Hershey's valentines kisses to all the kids, nurses, and doctors in the clinic
"That's OK. I was sniffing for gas. I have a good nose."
- after being reminded that he had not looked both ways before crossing the street
"See these glasses? They make my pills look like dessert."
- as he began his nightly regimen wearing 3D glasses
"Dear Jesus, please let the day that I'm all done with leukemia come very, very soon."
- praying before dinner